Wrong. I messed up the first time by putting all the ingredients together at once. The 'dough' turned out looking gewy and just EWW. So I wasted about a cup of chocolate chips, two eggs, and a ton of other ingredients.
But I didn't want to just give up after that so I made another batch, this time actually looking at the directions, and the result looked a little better but still not very much like cookie dough. But I put it on the cookie sheet anyway and it's NOT supposed to spread out like a pancake right?
And now they're in the oven.
Crap.....I can't even make COOKIES now?!
EDIT: This...is not...a cookie. I don't even know what it is, but it's spread out all over the pan and I don't know how to get it off. It's not even thick enough pry off!! And it's still soft, I don't know if I'm supposed to bake it more or...I probably got the measurements all wrong, didn't I? I shouldn't have tried it on my own, I wasted so much...just GREAT.
EDIT 2: ...maybe I should just stay away from the kitchen from now on...
EDIT 3: FUCK!!! I WAS CUTTING THE INGREDIENTS IN HALF! I SHOULD HAVE USED ONE EGG, NOT TWO!!!!!!! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!