The plumber JUST came. In the midst of a raging thunderstorm. LOLOL it'd be funny if a tornado hits our house and the toilets get blown away or something.
Also, the people on the Weather Channel sound far too cheery when they're announcing tornado warnings.
EDIT: OH SNAP A TORNADO TOUCHED DOWN IN FALLS CHURCH.
EDIT 2: Storm is over! And I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS CHAPTER OH THANK GOD. I can stop whining about it now. Total word count: 8,032. x_____X I think you can tell that I started getting lazy toward the end, but oh well.