Cynthia (csakuras) wrote,
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Random crack crossover idea- GURREN LAGANN/ALADDIN

Cast:
Simon = Aladdin
Kamina = Genie
Boota = Abu
Nia = Jasmine
Viral = Iago

I dunno whether to combine Jafar and the Sultan into one role or what, but YOU KNOW KAMINA!GENIE WOULD BE EPIC. I want to write a drabble or something but I don't think I'd be able to do him justice. ;_;

I totally need to rewatch this movie now.

EDIT:

Simon had to admit he was surprised when he discovered that the lamp he had just risked his life to retrieve was in fact the container for a genie. He was even more surprised to discover that said genie took on the appearance of a teenager with blue hair, tattoos, and the oddest sunglasses he had ever seen in his life.

"So that's your wish, eh?! Become a prince, win the heart of the princess, and pierce the heavens! Worthy goals, my man! I'd expect nothing less from my new master!"

"I never said anything about piercing the-"

"First! What's with that ratty cloak, man?! What are you, some hobo?!"

Poof!

"Hmm, nice goggles, but not really prince material..."

Poof!

"Now that's what I'm talking about! Look at you! You're just overflowing with manliness!"

Simon looked down at his new costume, admiring the coat. "I do look pretty badass. But is this really how a prince would look?"

"Good point...then how about THIS!"

Poof!

Simon now wore a stately jacket over a white jumpsuit with a red sash around his waist.

"Yes! Perfect! Her heart will SWOON! Now...still needs something...what is it...YES! That's it! Mode of transportation!"

Kamina snapped his fingers. Poof! There appeared a giant red robot wearing black sunglasses.

"What...is it?"

"THIS, my friend, is Gurren! A perfect vehicle for showing off your manly spirit!"

"Hmm...nah."

Kamina's smile drooped. "Then how about..."

Poof! "Enki!"

"Nope."

Poof! "Dayakkaiser!"

"Nah."

Poof! "King Kittan!"

"Too spikey."

"Okay, okay, I get it! You want to REALLY impress her! I've got just the thing! How about...a robot the size of a GALAXY!"

"A galaxy?! You must be joking."

"Joking?! Who the hell do you think I am?! I'm a goddamn GENIE! PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER AND THE PERFECT COMBUSTION OF A MAN'S SOUL! THAT'S ME, THE GREAT KAMINA-SAMA!"

"But come on, a galaxy? It would crush her, not impress her!"

"...Good point."

"Look, can't I just get a magic carpet or something-"

"NO. IT HAS TO BE A ROBOT."

"I'd really rather have something small. You know, personal."

"Small?" Looking disappointed, Kamina snapped his fingers.

Poof!

"...The hell is this?"

"It's called Lagann!"

"It looks ridiculous! It's just a head with arms and legs!"

"Dude, you said you wanted something SMALL." Kamina was clearly starting to lose his patience.

Simon sighed. "...Fine, I'll take it."

"That's the spirit!" Kamina threw an arm over Simon's shoulders and jabbed his finger toward the sky. "But we're not through yet! I see great things in your future! Hang onto your drill, kid! WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR!"

Simon traded a worried glance with Boota. "Hope I don't regret this..."

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Should I post this on the Gurren Lagann comm yes/no?
Tags: crack, crossover, fanfiction, gurren lagann
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