Also, this chapter will probably be the most 'adult' thing I've written so far, and I'm not even sure if people will like it. But it's kinda necessary, so...
Long story short, I can't write dirty-minded manly men
...Maybe I should find a beta.
EDIT: Or maybe I should take a break and work on my Mytho/Rue fic for a while instead. I need something to balance out this masculinity.