Simon: Spin, my electric drill!
Leeron and Dayakka are teachers....omg, Kittan gets kidnapped by the Yakuza and Kamina comes to his rescue, crashing in through the window of a 10th story building! Yoko is president of the motorcycle club, the air rifle club, and countless other clubs! Gimbley, Jougan, and Barinbou are Yakuza! Viral and Rossiu work for an American company called the Teppelin Foundation... HELL YES IT'S GURREN!
Viral: Even though Enki is so cool! It wasn't used enough in the original story! I want it to play much, much, much more of an active role!
O-OMG. Kamina is nearly killed by Lagann's drill when they gattai. XD
Simon: A...Aniki? ....Aniki...?
Kamina: .......bwaugh! I'm okay! My dead father was saying "It's still too early" from the other side of the river!
WTF Rossiu is seriously a bad guy here.
GIANT ROBOTS EVERYWHERE! THIS IS INSANE.
Viral: Dammit...I'll remember this, Kamina! NEXT TIME, I'LL DEFINITELY...!!!
Kamina: You idiot, this is a drama CD! There is no next time!!!
OH GOD IT KEEPS GETTING MORE INSANE.
Viral: The one with two arms is Enkidu! Four arms is Enkidudu! Six arms is Enkidududu! Eight arms is Enkidudududu! The rooster's cry is cock-a-doodle-do!
...There's going to be a sequel?! HELL YEAH.
EDIT: Oh ya, here's a download- http://download.yousendit.com/6B82BFBC115907B4 Fzsjfaofisfg, I am so gonna translate this whole thing.