In the red corner, we have Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist!
Al: "Go Brother!"
In the green corner, we have Kino, the Traveler!
Kino: "Will you surrender?"
Ed: "HELL no."
Ed: "You look like a boy."
Kino: "Well, you look like a girl."
Ed: "WHAT DID YOU JUST-"
Kino: "And you're short."
Ed: "You're the same height as I am!!"
Kino: "I know. I'm short too."
Ed: "ARGH!" *claps hands together*
Kino: *goes all badass, quick-draws her Persuader, and pumps Ed full of bullets*
Inner Fangirl: "NOOOOOOO!!!" *waves Ed Not Ded sign*
WINNAR: Kino the Traveler!
Shizu: "I have a dog."
Roy: "So does my subordinate."
Shizu: "I want to overthrow the ruler of my country."
Roy: "So do I."
Shizu: "Except he's my father and I want to kill him."
Roy: "Ew, you suck."
Shizu: *draws sword*
WINNAR: Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist!