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Al/Mei crack convo!


[speculation on the future of Al/Mei]
CSakuraS: well whatever happens, you just know their home is going to be crowded with pandas and kitties and babies
Songside: *dies*
CSakuraS: Ed: Jeez Al, I hate going to your house! DX
Songside: XDD Al: please don't trip on the way out...
CSakuraS: Ed: *emerges covered in various furry creatures* ....is that a POSSUM in there?!?!?
Songside: XDD *image of zoo-crossed-with-nursery-like household*
Songside: Al: *tripping over numerous babies along the way* Please don't hold Fuzzy like that. D:
CSakuraS: XDD
CSakuraS: after a while he's going to have to give some of them up, because it's come to a point that he can't use alchemy without being in danger of creating a chimera
Songside: *ded*
Songside: "Oops...Al, I may have just transmuted Fluffy together with this meatloaf...>.>;"
CSakuraS: Al: FLUFFY!! ;__; ...no, Henry, DON'T EAT THAT!
Songside: nuuu!! death by baby!! XDD
Songside: Henry: *eating fluffy* Bwah? :O
Ed: HEY THAT'S MY MEATLOAF!
CSakuraS: cranky-next-door-neighbor!Scar: CURSED ALCHEMISTS, YOU ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO EAT SUCH MONSTROSITIES?!
Songside: Al: SCAR-SAN!! Uh... I mean...
CSakuraS: Al: I'm a GOOD father! ;__; I am!!
Songside: Ed: WHAT?! Meatloaf is meat. Possom is meat. Therefore Meatloaf AND Possom should be......oh, nevermind, I lost my appetite >E
CSakuraS: meanwhile, Ling sneaks in and steals the meatloaf!chimera 8D
Songside: Ed: HEY GET BACK HERE! *claps hands and manages to meld three kittens into his automail*
CSakuraS: XDDD
CSakuraS: Ed: OH SHIT WINRY'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!
Songside: Al: *hits Ed with large table* You're forgetting about me.
Songside: Kitties: *very upset*
CSakuraS: Scar: TETSUOOOOOO
Songside: (what is a tetsuoooo? XDD;)
CSakuraS: (reference to the movie Akira XD; nevermind)
Songside: (XD darn. I need to watch that)
CSakuraS: (eh, I didn't really like it, but it's a classic)
Songside: (Yeah, so I hear. XD)
Songside: (I've run out of ideas for crack)
CSakuraS: um...and then Mei jumps in and kicks everyone's asses to make them shut up. except for the kids, because she's a GOOD mother
Songside: XD And then Al and Mei work together to de-kittify the automail.
CSakuraS: Transmutation of LOVE
Songside: wahaha. >D
CSakuraS: *many hearts and sparkles and flying cows*
CSakuraS: Ed: Bleargh. DX
Songside: Ta-da!
Songside: And then everybody lives happily ever after, except Ed who is turned into a motionless pulp after winry demands to know why there are hairballs in her automail. :D
Tags: al/mei, crack, fma
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